“She had 6 hands?”
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
legalize dog marriage
I thought I was the remedy.
But I’m actually just a bandaid.
You cannot tell someone that what they are reading sucks, or is “too old for them”. You can be like “I wasn’t a fan of it, but it’s awesome that you found a connection to that book because you’re awesome and deserve it”